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I can't party in the middle of the week like I use to without feeling it the next work...can't focus and I had a super paranoid flash of Oh Shit! last night because when I bought my car the lady didn't have the spare key and said she'd mail it to me...I gave her my address...why the hell did I do that? What if she and her son are running a scheme where they "sell" you a used car for a few thousand cash and sign over a forged title and everything, wait for you to fix whatever's wrong with it, then sneak in the night and drive away with it using the spare key they conveniently "forgot" to give you before? I know where she works and I have their names, but even if they aren't alias' if they just stash the car someplace anonomous even if I called the cops on them as suspects without physical evidence of the car there would be no conviction.  Car theft isn't a top priority anyway, I've seen cop shows, they only care about murder and drug busts! Craaaaaaap!  Now I'm going to worry about this for days and days, until the car disappears or the damn key shows up in the mail!  Go ahead and say it, I'm duuuumb.


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I'm a video transfer tech by day, but don't let the handle fool you, with the exception of factory work, or being a golf commentator it is perhaps the most tedious job in the Universe. I want to be a writer, but the problem there is I also really enjoy doing things like eating under a roof with no leaks in it and luxories like running water and electricity. That electricity, man, I tell you it's addictive! Can't get enough of the stuff! And, oh yeah, I draw too. I don't consider that a job or a hobby, drawing is more like a self-imposed exercise in futility. I'm trying very hard to be a Nihlist, that way when the economy finally collapses and the world as we know it comes to an end, I won't care any more.

Current Residence: Darkest Suburbia, but I'm tunneling my way out as we speak
deviantWEAR sizing preference: xxxxxl, I like using my shirts as pup tents
Print preference: Tangible
Favourite genre of music: Whatever satisfies my mood at the time
Favourite photographer: Margaret Burke-White
Favourite style of art: Gripping
Operating System: PC (don't judge me, it's how I was raised)
MP3 player of choice: Sony digital walkman
Shell of choice: I don't know you well enough to get into that
Wallpaper of choice: eh?
Skin of choice: I don't notice things like that, you racist
Favourite cartoon character: Bender
Personal Quote: Of course I deserve to be Supreme Overlord of the Universe.

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mtfoto Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
thanx! :)
OminousSeed Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Professional General Artist
78257 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
ty for the fave <3
Idraemir Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Professional General Artist
Thank's for the fav.
juliagulia7010 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks love!
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teundenouden Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, really BIG THANKS for the :+fav:
you just made my day! :woohoo:

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